BOoOoMMMmmmm!!!!!!!!

2002-10-28T19:56:00.000-08:00

FUCKIN HELL THIS DAMN BLOG TOOK A WHOLE HOUR TO START WORKING! (excuse my terrible language if ur under 16 =P) It erased ALL of my archives (completely lost) and now I can't update properly.

I changed the address, and new add is: here

2002-10-28T19:47:00.000-08:00

2002-10-27T20:23:00.000-08:00

Shit, I was originally gonna go to REBELs this morning to buy sth coz they had a sale or sth but I slept in ZZZZZzZzZZZZzzZ Well, it IS a public holiday =P Sleeping does the body good! *Cough*

Anyway, I had hella trouble trying to update this earlier today, this was the error:

Microsoft OLE DB Provider for ODBC Drivers error '80004005'
[Microsoft][ODBC SQL Server Driver][SQL Server]Could not allocate space for object 'Items' in database 'blogger' because the 'PRIMARY' filegroup is full. /blog_form-action.pyra, line 54

Heres a test for today:

*Holds nose*STINKY!!! =o

OMG joel OMG take that photo off ur blog! II only sent it to show how terrible my webcam was, I don't need ppl seeing my ugly face on ur blog X_o

**OnE WeEk LeFt Of ScHoOl As Of ToMoRrOw!!!**

Ok, I'm gonna add a semi-interesting thing I did today coz Kat requests for a more interesting post 4 today =P I mooned the neighbour and humped their cat =p well, not quite, but when I went outside to collect the mail, the neighbours cat was giving me the evil look again, and just came up to me and scratches me (its like a daily thing it tries to do), so as usual, I kicked it like a soccer ball and it slammed into their other cat and they got stuck in the bush. LOL I found it funny as hell even if that was slightly mean =POther than that, I had such a boring day....I watched the trees grow =D

Hmm.... I'm definitely gonna skip last period tomorrow, theres no way I'm going to do the triathlon (and Berry can't make me either coz thats our last PE lesson ;)) MWAHHAHAAH*lets out a long relaxed chain fart* bye ppl!

2002-10-27T01:58:00.000-08:00
Hey Gilainne's party was SoOoOoOoOo fun =D!!!

Hm...the true or dare game totally r0x0rs =P Gian called up Mr *insert name here* and said in a womanish voice *Halllo, hallooooooo....want to make sweet love tonight? ;) *hangs up* ROFL that was a total crack up

2002-10-27T01:06:00.000-08:00
Wtf, I can't see the other part of this post on here...but I think it shows up on the main site...hm......anyway.....it was funny how Howard had to shove a mintie up his ass crack with the help of a fork for a dare =P I think it would have been more fun w/ the rest of the ppl playing the game instead of watching that boring horror movie tho :P

"You cannot sign onto msn possibly because of problems with your connection, please try again later" arghh I get dropped at least 5 times per hour when I'm on that >< You ppl should use AOL messenger!!! More stable and less chances of getting signed out! Too bad its American =P

*Bends over and chain farts in your face* um......what was I gonna say again? Oh yea, I can't be bothered looking through my email for a quiz so if you guys want to do one you'll just have to wait

LaBoUr WeEkEnD ToMoRrOw!! YeS!! No ScHoOl!!! =D

AdIoS!!! Sleep early and don't fantasize about molesting small animals in your dreams!

2002-10-25T23:47:00.000-07:00
Ok, back from dinner at Auntie Fong, saw quite a few ppl from school including Ron too =P

Anyway....hm......*tries to think of highlights for the day* Actually there weren't any.....apart from the fact that I was a total idiot who tried to put rock solid icecream (in a plastic container) in the microwave for 2 minutes thinking it would be easier to scoop out. I didn't realise 2 minutes for far too long....so the end result was the entire tub of icecream melted and the edges of the container started to as well.

MUM WAS LAUGHING AT ME SO HARD THAT SHE TEARED UP! X_x
She acknowledged my stupidity once more by the simple statement :"I thought you knew better that icecream melts in heat"

Ok, I'm stuck with a dilemma of what to get Gilainne for her bday, the other thing I got which were chocolates seems rather plain.....and well...I'm not even sure if she likes it or not. I guess I'll do some last minute shopping after calc tuition tomorrow =P

Anyway,quiz for today:
Is the garage really a room? I guess so.
If you were a room in a house, what room would you be?

*Can't think of anything else to put so decides to end here* Cya, victims suffering from boredom due to reading my blog =P

Lastly, a quote to finish off:

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

James Thurber (1894 - 1961), in Edward R. Murrow television interview

2002-10-25T21:33:00.000-07:00
I'll update later, g2g soon for dinner =P

TIp of the day:Don't eat the burgers, they'll aggravate your acne

2002-10-24T23:43:00.000-07:00
Ok, that was later already =P Heres my quiz for today: (read the other part of today's blog)

I'm Artemis!
Artemis is the goddess of the wilderness, the hunt and wild animals, and fertility.

Hm......feminist.....I don't think so =P Anyway, do if when you have time, AdIoS!!!

PS:5 days of school left!!!

2002-10-24T22:46:00.000-07:00
*Yawns*, *speaks into a mic:* Congratulations to me for sitting through 1.5 hours of chem tuition w/o falling asleep =D Also, as Davies say "Ok, thats it for chem this year" NO MORE WORK =D!!!!!!!!

Hey cool, theres a RaInBoW outside, haven't seen one for a while :o

That 5 km run today was terrible >< I can't believe Berry made us run in that weather! Like when me and Lucy came back from the run, we were absolutely saturated, and when we changed back into our uniform it was disgusting- you know that feeling you get when wet sweaty skin sticks to clothing >< YUCK! But we did take a shortcut through the constuction site, which made the run slightly shorter =P, too bad BERRY IS TOO STUPID TO NOTICE =P

I gotta go for a bit now, I'll post a quiz later today, toodles~!

2002-10-24T02:42:00.000-07:00
Ok, actually I decided to do one quiz for the fun of it:

Take the What Type of Friend are
You? quiz, and visit mutedfaith.com.
[Me.]

Damnit to hell, I have the 5km run tomorrow >< I can't do it! I'mm feel so pooped I get flushed x.X *gets mum to write sick note* Berry told us at the last minute, and we also have the triathlon next week *faints from the thought*

Well, I'm really off this time, nite ppl ;)

2002-10-23T23:33:00.000-07:00
YESSS!!!!!! All my assessments are over!

The physics and chem test was terrible ><, didn't finish either of them. For one thing, they were both freakin long and for the chem one there was just too much to draw x.X. Oh well, thast the end of the assessments apart from one last lab write up for physics =D.

Anyway, too lazy to write more stuff =P Boring blog today, no images, no quizzes, nothing, too bad :P *throws a water bomb at u :o

2002-10-23T00:08:00.000-07:00
Must get motivated. Must study. *Meditates* Must concentrate. We didn't end up having the chem test today coz those stupid Snell ppl had a long house assembly, meaning I'm stuck w/ a chem and phy test tomorrow >< From what I've heard, physics is terribly hard....blah....no notes to study from x.X ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO CONCENTRATE!!!

ddenly have an urge to go swimming but I think the pools closed right now. Grrrr....*wishes she had a swimming pool in her backyard*

This new mango magnum flavor sux, just ripping off paradiso's idea and it doesn't even taste good *throws it in your face* Anyway, off for a shower now, be online later =P Au revoir!

2002-10-21T23:53:00.000-07:00

Haha, last night my dad kept saying that he NEVER snores, and being my usual self, I figured a way to prove him wrong. I put a blank casette in my hi-fi, and recorded his um...."sound waves" during the night. This afternoon, I played his snoring back to him which left him speechless =P

Ok, I have 2 quizzes today, go them them if you have time =Þ

YELLOW

You are very perceptive and smart. You are clear and to the point and have a great sense of humor. You are always learning and searching for understanding.

Find out your color at Stvlive.com!

Yes! Assessment countdown: 2. W00t the bio seminar is over! Chem test tomorrow then phy test on Thursday.....except I haven't taken any notes on either of the subjects coz I found the teachers boring ><. I seriously don't think I'll actually be studying during study leave either, well...the only reason I'm sittign 2 externals is for the sole purpose of time off school. I'll probably be a lazy ass and do nothing anyway x.x

Hey cool, In The End is on the radio now, and its not the crappy remix vesion =D Haven't heard this original one for a while now....for some reason whenever I turn on the radio, that funky ketchup song is always on. *Dances to music*

Take the quiz here!

Anyway, I'm gonna grab some food then start my revision, might update again tonight......AdIoS!!!

2002-10-21T00:02:00.000-07:00

ARGH I had actually typed out what was my longest blog but then I got that damn blue screen and my pc crashed >< So I can't be bothered typing this all out again.

2002-10-19T23:59:00.000-07:00
Blah, it was more than a unexciting day. One word to sum it up. Boring. No need to get into the even more boring details =P

Anyway, I was sent this quiz through email so I took it:

What Drink Are You?

LOL the guy on fear factor (channel 2) right now is eating a plate full of live worms in a plate like twice the size of his face. Yummy. High in protein ;) HAHAH my mum looked away coz it made her squirm while I'm just sitting there laughing =P Amazing how this guy looks as hes enjoying it, even the host looks like she wants to regurgitate ><

2002-10-19T00:36:00.000-07:00

Just came back from dinner at this restaurant near Khyber Pass =P Nice food =D

First, heres a quiz result:

So which letter of the alphabet matches YOUR personality, huh?

Nuts? Hey cool I'm NuTs!! I mean I have nuts =D *jiggles her nuts*

Also, I decided I'm going to apply for the new house. I love changes in environment ;) Hopefully, I get chosen since its meant to be "random sampling" or whatever method they use to select people, and no one else in my class seems to be applying. Hmm, but I wonder if the cut off date for applying has passed yet though....*prays it hasn't*

Er...could someone tell me what to write on the OHTs for the bio seminar? Coz I'm on the verge on finishing but my presentation would totally blow x.X Oh well, its on Tuesday anyway so I guess I'll just rip ideas from ppl in front of me...MWAHAHHAHAAHA :[

Anyway, I g2g for a bit now.....CiAo for now!!!

2002-10-17T23:13:00.000-07:00
Ok, this is what happened when I want to go home

Mum:"Wipe the table b4 the tutor comes"
Me: Blah
Mum'Now"
Me:I'm hungry, can I have a cookie?
Mum:"*gets pissed that veins are showing in her neck*

lol, this is actually what happened, and while I'm on the topic of cookies, I found this quiz on rainbow's blog and decided to do it =P

Take the What Cookie Are You? test by Ley

And one more quiz for today, haha, I knew I was never nice =P

find your element
at mutedfaith.com.
<º>

Oh, and lmao, at chem tuition after school today, I was laughing at my tutor coz he had a dried boogie stuck between the pages of his book >< nasty! BUt like one hour into the tuition I was sooooo sleepy and actually fell asleep so he left (a certain someone went psycho at me afterwards =P)

Blah I'm so tired x.X *begs for a massage* I think I'll go to bed early tonight, and finish my bio seminar, I don't want a busy weekend again ><

*farts out a green cloud of gas*, well, I'm off for now, might update later ;) AdIoS!

2002-10-17T00:14:00.000-07:00

Ugh, damnit I couldn't update the blog last night coz the of the screwy server ><

I'm still in an extremely cheerful mood for no reason (I'd actually help do almost anything u asked me thats not too much to ask for right now) =P no sugar, no crack =D *cough* as Sherry mentioned, sugar stuns ur growth, dunno if thats real or not. *yawns and turns on radio* o.O cool, macarena

Anyway, I'm seriously thinking whether or not to move to the new house....would be kinda interesting meeting new ppl but.......I HAVE TO CONSIDER THE EXTRA DISTANCE I HAVE TO WALK! X_X And besides, only one more year left and no one else I know of really seems to want to move ><

Hmmm.....still trying to think what I did today...er........chem prac....did nothing in calc but eat and talk, did nothing in study, listened to seminars and played cards in physics. Pretty boring I guess......BuT I CaN't WaIt UnTiL HoLiDaYs (not that I have sth planned =P

Ok, I realise this font is hurting ur eyes =P I just did it for fun, so if you find it hard reading it, then press Ctrl + A and hopefully it'll be a bit easier to read. Oops I didn't realise I have icecream all over my keyboard x.x *grabs your hand to wipe it*

THIS IS ANNOYING! I always screw up these codes coz colour is supposedly spelt "color" *mutters* Why does everything have to be American? x.x Oh yea, and if anyone has a decent pop-up killer that actually works plz send it to me coz I'm tired of the mass opups I get evertime I visit Mp3 sites x.X

Hey check out this quiz if u have time!

I took the McDonalds test, and guess what I got?

You can take the
McDonalds Product Test by Matio64
here!

One more thing! I would really like to buy a fart detector or one of those remote controlled farting machines........I couldn't find them in Zebrax, so if anyone knows where to buy one could they plz tell me? *evil smile* MWAAHHAHA I won't use it on you ;) the detector won't stop beeping O_O!!

2002-10-14T21:44:00.000-07:00
Hola, right now, I'm feeling extremely ReBeLiOuS and want to throw rotting food in the neighbour's letterbox, I also feel like hugging someone and squeezing their guts out =P

YES! I got througb my english seminar! Only a few assessments left now B). I think I totally screwed up this one though, being the first one up wasn't my choice and my voice was kinda shaking x.X

Anyway, I wonder if theres anyway I can upload my own bg onto the blog, the normal bg tag doesn't seem to work...hm....*throws a tantrum* argh I don't even like this layout ><

It was sooooooooooooo boring today in physics, Lal kept kept rambling on and on about some wave stuff, while I was half daydreaming. I found the note I was passing during class to Anne and it reads "Damnit, can Lal ever stoping talking bullshit? He can rape the whiteboard all he wants but I don't give a shit for this"....lol, this shows seriously how bored I was during his stupid lecture =P

I broke my record today! I didn't eat a single time in class! O_O (mainly due to forgeting to bring snacks and too lazy go to the tuckshop) Thats amazing for me, I don't remember the last time when I hadn't eaten at all during class =P *Shouts to Nancy* =o shame for getting caught eating during calc =P

*Throws skittles in the air and catches in mouth* I tried adding a counter from bCentral but somehow it didn't work. Blah, screw this, I'll try later =P Just kinda interested in seeing how many people read my bullshitting blog =D

During lunch today, me and Lucy went to the amphitheatre (amazing to actually go to that Chinatown) and realised how many couples there are. Amazing, I wonder how this suddenly happened. (Ok, that was a very random sentence but I just wrote that to fill in space)

New quote: "A Chicken is nothing but an oversized canary"

um.... just call me spud!

Congratulations for making it through the test without falling asleep! You are awake, right? Hello? Keep an energy drink nearby and maybe, just maybe, you'll continue this odd trend!

©2002
http://internetjunk.co.uk

*falls asleep in front of the pc* ZzzzzzzzZZzzzz *SNORT SNORT*

2002-10-14T00:01:00.000-07:00

This blog sucks, I'll use another one when I can find one or use my own layout when I can be bothered uploading it =P

YES!!!!!! I FINISHED MY ENGLISH SEMINAR! All I have to do is present it x.x God I hate + suck at public speaking ><*farts loudly* if you want to donate beans to me feel free to drop them off at my house =D

Quote of the day:

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
Joan Rivers

Coolness, man! You are the Blue M&M

You seem to have great presence and direction in your life, and you are the type to make friends with your easy-going nature. Keep that ego of yours checked and problems will steer clear of your aura and seek someone less suave.

©2002
http://internetjunk.co.uk

Eat me eat me!

2002-10-11T20:36:00.000-07:00
Didn't have time to update last night coz I was watching "The Apocalyse" 4 the movie part of the thematic study. God we live in an undeveloped 3rd world country, I can't believe we still hire videos-most countries have gotten rid of them years ago, I thought those brick-like things are only used for recording stuff on tv o.o

Anyway, I'm feeling HyPeR right now for no reason, haven't had any sugar either =P

What Snack Food are YOU? Click here to find out!

2002-10-09T20:48:00.000-07:00
Hola people, more quizzes coming =P another one here again:

haha I can't even dance lol

I'm so tired! I spent most of last night catching on work I had been missing out (which is absolutely amazing considering what a slacker I am). Then somehow I woke up at 6 in the morning and thought I'd take a 10 minute snooze but when I woke up again it was 743 x.x

Hmm, I actually watched pokemon on cartoon network today for fun =P wasn't too bad =D I choose you Pikachu! THUNDERFART NOW!

Hey cool, can't believe we ge another mufti day this year, must be second time in 10 yrs huh? Heard people say that jeans were not allowed but I heard "ripped jeans" in assembly. Blah, I'll find out later.

LOL today on the way home from school, I was extremely hungry so walked to the dairy and got something. God knows what I was thinking at that time, but I kept winking at the female Indian shopkeeper for no reason and continuously made cheesy grins. She looked at me funny then just shook her head. Haha, that was fun =P

My flavour is this o.O

I am Chocolate Flavoured.

I am sweet and a little bit naughty. I am one of the few clinically proven aphrodisiacs. Sometimes I can seem a little hard, but show warmth and I soon melt. What Flavour Are You?

*eats almond chocolate and farts 50 times in a millisecond*

2002-10-08T21:05:00.000-07:00
w00t! Only one more bio assessment left =P I'm kinda busy today so this entry will be shortish. *Chain farts*, sorry, I didn't feel that one coming fast enough to avoid the rotten egg smell XD. Btw I did another of these cool quizzes, this time a pokemon one

What Kind Of Pokemon Are You?

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

and yet another quiz result:

Which Underwear Colour should you Wear?

Hm, someone take me lingerie shopping. Please.

I need to practise the piano now! might update later, sayonara!

Ok, I'm back now, just got a lecture on not doing homework >< not that I care though. That crappy song from Good Charlotte is on right now x.x*throws a M&M in the air and catches it in her mouth* I had quite an amazing dinner actually. We went to this restaurant then after dinner I've eaten 2 oranges, ~ 30 grapes, half a litre of movenpick macadamian icecream and a packet of gummy worms and I've almost finished these M&Ms. =P

lmao, another hilarious picture here:

This is a custom made toilet seat trimmed in 14 carat gold with Justin Timberlake's pic on it, found in Britney's house.
What better way to say 'I love you' than to take a shit on your significant other's face. Ahh, Brit sure has good taste.

2002-10-07T21:21:00.000-07:00

AHHHHHHHH!!! Bio assessment and english seminar! Now what? I've only done 3/6 logs and the seminars on Thursday! *strangles the teacher* Maybe I should do a chain fart at the beginning of the presentation so they can call it a biohazard and then everyone can vacate the room *puts on an innocent face*

Oh, and those ppl who requested the avril w/o makup pic because my last one got erased, here is it again:
COVER YOUR EYES! SHE'LL TURN YOU TO STONE!

and heres another hilarious shot of your lovely avril ;)

LMFAO @ the 1st + 2nd pic, the first one's hair looks like its from the 60s, the second one just looks plain preppy XD *stares into the pixels* hey wheres the punk? (ps, I am not anti-Avril, just trying to prove that makeup can make anyone pretty)

Ok, if anyone has any useful bio sites related to the assessment I'd be grateful if you sent them to me =P I'm too lazy to do anything *sits back and eats popcorn*

This is my FF character =P

Take the Final Fantasy X personality test here!

*lets out a supersonic scream* AHHHHHHHH! spider on my desk! Damnit, where do these ugly hairy things come from? You heard me, hairy spider, and its like the size of my palm spread out too x_X *runs around w/ the insect dynamo* Blah, I'll update later maybe, too busy to right now, Adios ladies and gentlemen, pimps and nerds. =D

2002-10-05T22:51:00.000-07:00

OMG what happened!? My last few posts were totally erased! ARGHHHHHHHH!!! *steam comes out from head* Blah, I think I'm going to stop updating this soon, this was someone's idea of killing time during the holidays, and besides, I never keep a diary online or offline anyway =P Heres a dedication to all of you who bothered to read all this bullshit *bends over and farts in your face* The unforgettable essence ;)

Hm....I think the last entries got erased maybe coz I put too much javascript on, when most of it doesn't even work. YOU SKANKY ASSES! YOU DISABLED ALL THE GOOD STUFF! Well, one of the only scripts that seem to work would be this : Click Here so you can surf for free porn (jk, but click on this anyway)

Oh btw hope you guys like the music on this page, turn on ur speakers if u haven't done so =Þ Its the seymour battle theme I think o.o
Rather short post today but I can't be bothered exploring the details of what I did today lol *counts the number of empty bean cans on my desk* theres 16!!! expect the unexpected tonight ;) you might need window repairs tomorrow.

Shit, I just tried to update this and it was all gone. I figured out the problem now. Listen to this advice, don't put any style tags on this or else when you update it the preview box will be blank and it would have lost your post too. Fuck.

2002-10-05T22:25:00.000-07:00